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eatmyshitfilledtwinkies

SHIPPABLE: Shit-Filled Twinkies!

$20.99

4.75 out of 5 based on 8 customer ratings
(8 customer reviews)

Time for dessert! Two delicious, creamy Twinkies, filled with my special chocolate 😉 Comes with a video showing how I make my tasty scat treats!

Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand (wait times may increase around 2 weeks during holiday season due to demand)

**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!

PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

Length:  9:00s 
Resolution: 1920x1080
Download Format: mp4
File Size: 493 MB

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8 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Shit-Filled Twinkies!

  1. Airwildcat
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Excellent product, The combination of the Twinkies sweetness coupled with the very earthy nature and sweetness of Rachelle’s lovely chocolate, makes for a truly great snack or dessert😊
    Aaron

  2. Tony
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    First time so I wasn’t sure if I”d enjoy the experience but there was only one way to find out, 5 stars.

  3. David
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    This product tastes like shit….lol 😉 Not my first time, as I was a customer of PooAlexa…I believe you’ve met her 😉 …. Very nice portion for a beginner and such a potent taste…I thought I’d never be happy to say that my twinkies taste like shit! I must compliment you on the little touch of signing my package and also praise you for having such a wonderful diet. Every part of you is delicious.

  4. Lance0000
    3 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    wasnt much poo but was good.

  5. Michael
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I tried my first shit Twinkies today. This item gets compressed a bit in the vacuum sealed bag so it made it difficult to eat.The poop was delicious as usual and the product arrived very quickly even to Canada. I would never eat Twinkies normally, but hers were delicious. I think the shit cookies (which I also received today) might be the better way to go as the cookies seemed to hold up better in shipping. Watching Rachelle fill the Twinkies in the clip is also great. She takes such delight in filling our shippables; we are so lucky to have such a gorgeous beautiful woman looking after our shit eating needs. She is like the Candy man in Willy Wonka- “She makes everything she bakes satisfying and Delicious; talk about your childhood wishes; you can even eat the dishes”. Rachelle can!! I love Rachelle!!!!!!!

  6. Michael
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I ate my second order of poo filled twinkies this morning while the family was asleep. Made it seem naughtier. I took them out of the bag and put them on a plate as they were soft and gooey ( but the poop was hard). This second order had big chunks; I took my time with each bite -sucking and chewing and savoring the chunks. Again I was a mess when done. Dripping all over the place. Sooooo good!!!!!
    Rachelle is the greatest!!!!!

  7. Jon
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Omfg!!!! Just ordered some poop filled twinkies directly from Rachel’s delicious stinky butthole!!! Cannot wait for them to arrive!!! So looking forward to having this beautiful goddess stinking turds melt in my mouth!! Heaven!!! Xxxxx

  8. Jon
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    OMFG!!! These were soooooooooo fucking great!!! So deliciously stinky & sweet! I gobbled both down so fast!! Absolutely fucking incredible to actually eat Rachel’s yummy poop wrapped up in a Twinkie!!! Only problem was they weren’t enough!!! Being addicted to babe poop is a beautiful but expensive pass time!! Looking forward to ordering more!!! Xxx

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