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eatmyshitfilledtwinkies

SHIPPABLE: Shit-Filled Twinkies!

$20.99

4.5 out of 5 based on 4 customer ratings
(4 customer reviews)

Time for dessert! Two delicious, creamy Twinkies, filled with my special chocolate 😉 Comes with a video showing how I make my tasty scat treats!

Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand

**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!

PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

Length:  9:00s 
Resolution: 1920x1080
Download Format: mp4
File Size: 493 MB

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4 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Shit-Filled Twinkies!

  1. Airwildcat
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Excellent product, The combination of the Twinkies sweetness coupled with the very earthy nature and sweetness of Rachelle’s lovely chocolate, makes for a truly great snack or dessert😊
    Aaron

  2. Tony
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    First time so I wasn’t sure if I”d enjoy the experience but there was only one way to find out, 5 stars.

  3. David
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    This product tastes like shit….lol 😉 Not my first time, as I was a customer of PooAlexa…I believe you’ve met her 😉 …. Very nice portion for a beginner and such a potent taste…I thought I’d never be happy to say that my twinkies taste like shit! I must compliment you on the little touch of signing my package and also praise you for having such a wonderful diet. Every part of you is delicious.

  4. Lance0000
    3 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    wasnt much poo but was good.

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