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SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter!

$94.99

5 out of 5 based on 5 customer ratings
(5 customer reviews)

Purchases will be shipped in the order they’re received 🙂 Average wait before shipping will be up to 4 weeks due to demand for all these items, and will come with tracking. Buy now to get in line!

SHIPPING TO US/CANADA ONLY!!

NOTE: Postal services are bottlenecked in general because of all the extra online mailing people are doing during these times, so BE WARNED that postal services may delay your package! Stuff like brownies and muffins hold up best during this time! Otherwise, be warned! 🙂

Yum! A box filled with my delicious Poo Poo Platter delivered straight to your door! Comes with 1 Poo Brownie, 1 Blueberry Butt Muffin, 2 Poo-Nut Butter Cups, 1 Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich, and 2 Twinkies, with all videos of how I make each treat (except Blueberry Butt Muffins, which are brand new! Video coming soon) included at a $15 discount 🙂 You’re going to be so full of my delicious, chocolatey treats and just bursting at the seams with my shit! All vacuum sealed and shipped discreetly!

PRO-TIP! In summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy! *Note, vacuum sealing the treats will compress the treats a little*

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

All of the following downloads are included when you purchase:
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5 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter!

  1. Philip
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Delicious shocking sweet bitter cocoa flavor in my order, I was very lucky to receive such dense
    consistency despite the melting in the mail unmatched flavor of what tasted of dark musky thick dense “chocolate”, twinkie much the same delicious fudge “chocolate” First try for a full bundle well worth the value and more the fill of scrumptious scat treats you’ll love beyond imagination, you lick it all up not a bit left.

  2. fucknose
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Highly recommended. My platter arrived quickly in robust and discreet packaging and one week on I am still enjoying the contents. An excellent value way to sample Rachelle’s treats and to decide which are your favourites. I have already decided which are mine and will definitely be ordering again!

  3. Dominocad
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    100% recommended. Extremely delicious!!!!!!

  4. Lothar
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I have ordered a Poo Poo Platter for the second time. I am very satisfied again. The cookie is great. If you take a piece in your mouth and suck the sweet part, Mistress Rachelle’s pure shit is left. I kept this pure shit in my mouth for a long time, chewed it and swallowed it piece by piece, that was so delicious!

  5. L
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Wow this is hevan it’s all you need I can’t wait for my second batch the smell and taste are unforgettable definitely worth it life changing. 👌😋

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