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SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter DELUXE

$124.99

5 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

Open wide, shit eater! 😉 A HUGE box filled to the brim with my delicious Poo Poo Platter DELUXE delivered straight to your door! MORE TREATS FOR YOUR BUCK than the Poo Poo Platter Classic!

Comes with 1 Raspberry Poo Treat, 1 Shit Snickers, 1 Poo Brownie, 1 Banana Butt Muffin, 2 Poo-Nut Butter Cups, 1 Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich, 2 Lemon Pee Bars (or 1 extra large Pee Bar) and 2 Twinkies at a 15% discount!

Wait times: Either shipped as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand

**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office. US BUYERS ONLY!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!

PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!

You’re going to be so full of my delicious, chocolaty treats and just bursting at the seams with my shit! All vacuum sealed and shipped discreetly!

Video titles:

“Baking Banana Butt Muffins”
“Making Raspberry Poo Treats”
“Making Shit Snickers!”
“Making Lemon Pee Bars”
“Eat My Shit-Filled Twinkies”
“Feeding You My Chocolate Shit Cookies”
“I Bake Poop Brownies and EAT One!”
“Making Poo-Nut Butter Cups and EATING Some!”

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

All of the following downloads are included when you purchase:
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2 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter DELUXE

  1. Alfie
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    “Whatever you seek that brings you to this page you will surely find it amongst this cornucopia of coprophilial confection: Rachelle’s Poo Poo Platter Deluxe.
    You prefer your food cooked thoroughly? Try the “Poop Brownie” in which the key ingredient is cooked through bringing to the fore its earthy pungency. For those who prefer their edibles medium to rare, Rachelle’s “Banana Butt Muffins” will swamp the senses with that unmistakable delicious muskiness uniquely Rachelle’s. More of a sushi eater; you prefer it raw? The “Chocolate Shit Cookies” with their thick, unadulterated layers of shit between the cookies are just for you, or the “Shit Filled Twinkies” in which the raw shit nestles in the sweet creamy mix, or try the “Poo-Nut Butter Cup” with its filling of peanut butter and raw shit or “Shit Snickers” where the peripherals in the filling differ but the main ingredient most certainly does not – indescribable, unequalled and unforgettable. As you chew these delights your taste buds leave no doubt as to what it is you are eating: Rachelle’s raw, pure shit just as it emerged from her ass – delicious, erotic, mind-blowing.
    Or you are in the mood for something completely different? Savour the “Lemon Pee Bar”; no shit this time but, like a fine Chardonnay, the subtle hint or Rachelle’s golden nectar. The liquid is baked with the lemon mix but, when cooked, each slice is garnished with yet more of Rachelle’s ambrosial morning piss.
    A perfect treat for warm summer desert, and perhaps my favourite, is the “Raspberry Poo Treat” with its thick, gooey, raspberry shit combination where an inquisitive tongue can discover the hard surprises that have survived the mixing and cooking. How should these examples of epicurean excellence, this shit lovers gastronomy be summed up? I have not the words to do them justice. After three evenings of making my way through the pack I am left sated, contented and just a tad exhausted but that I shall be back for more. Nothing is more certain.
    AND ………….
    ………… that is not all
    The package includes eight, yes eight clips – one of which is over 19 minutes long and another nearly 23 – of Rachelle making her Poo Treats. In these Rachelle demonstrates exactly how she makes each of her confections having first shown in stunning close-up the vital ingredient as it emerges from her superb body. The clips alone with the beautiful Rachelle at her sexy inhibited best, all made when, apparently, most of her clothes were unavailable – at the laundry perhaps? – are a fetishist’s dream and well worth the price of the pack but here, they are simply a bonus. We can even see Rachelle eating her own treats to test the finished product. Bliss!
    Thank you Rachelle for this glorious experience. x”

  2. atlantique
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Delicious x) I love that I have a “small” part of you inside me x) the twinkie and cookie are probably my favorite x) spread inside like its nutella 🙂 I love holding my load for as long as I can before essentially premature ejaculating while eating your treats. I’ll definitely be ordering this again in the future. Everything was delicious. I ate in kind of a grab-bag method, blindly picking what I ate next. By the time I got to the brownie I could “barely” taste your chocolate since I had been eating it nearly unadulterated by that point which made it so kinky. I had to reaaaally chew it long and deep to get a sense that a secret ingredient was inside.

    To be honest the best part of eating the whole platter in one day were the burps the rest of the day after x) a constant reminder that I had the fortune of eating your waste, it was like a gift that kept on giving x)

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