These soft, chocolate chip cookie sandwiches are filled with 100% creamy shit from yours truly! 😉 Price includes the video of me making my delicious Chocolate Shit Cookies! Each order contains one Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich 🙂 *Note that vacuum sealing the cookie shit sandwiches compresses them–the ones in the photos are how they look before compression*
Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand
**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!
PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!
Length: 10:34s Resolution: 1920x1080Download Format: mp4File Size: 537 MB