<strong>**ON VACATION FROM 9/14 – 9/28! I AM STILL TAKING ORDERS, but no prepping/shipping during this time. Give me up to 48 hours to reply to your messages. Get in line now! :)**</strong>
Quench your thirst on a jar of my piss! Perfect on a hot summer day 😉 Happy to provide either morning pee for a strong golden flavor or regular pee for a light and delicious drink. **MESSAGE ME** If you want morning pee, along with your Order # 🙂 Otherwise you’ll just get regular pee!
Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office! 🙂
**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!