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SHIPPABLE: Dirty Diaper

$29.99

5 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings
(3 customer reviews)

For all you dirty diaper lovers out there 🙂  Dive your nose into my cute filthy diapers smeared with my shit and drenched in my piss! You can even re-wear them if you like! ? **MESSAGE ME** along with your order # if you need your diaper a particular way! <3

Average wait before shipping will be 4-5 weeks due to super increased demand and will come with tracking. Buy now to get in line!

SHIPPING TO US/CANADA ONLY!!

NOTE: Postal services are bottlenecked in general because of all the extra online mailing people are doing during these times, so BE WARNED that postal services may delay your package! Stuff like brownies and muffins hold up best during this time! Otherwise, be warned! 🙂

Add-ons:
Add a WHOLE load of poop to your dirty diaper! (add “Buy My Poop” to your cart along with a dirty diaper, and MESSAGE ME include in the order that you want the two orders to go together!)
$75 (starting) extra for a CUSTOM VIDEO of me filling up the dirty diaper of your dreams! *Make sure to message me to confirm your script BEFORE putting in a custom video order! :)*

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop ? And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics ?

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play ?

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall ? And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

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3 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Dirty Diaper

  1. Fallen9498AMD
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    loved it every taste

  2. Fallen9498AMD
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Love the taste of your turds my dear.

  3. Lance0000
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    amazing as always

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