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SHIPPABLE: Banana Butt Muffins! (Singles)

$19.99 $17.99

5 out of 5 based on 11 customer ratings
(11 customer reviews)

Banana Nut Muffins with my special secret ingredient 😉 Half mix, half shit! Purchase comes with a video of me shitting out a fresh load and using it to bake Banana Butt Muffins! Each muffin is individually vacuum sealed. Shipped discreetly!

Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand

(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!

1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!

PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

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11 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Banana Butt Muffins! (Singles)

  1. Donald
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Ok, I just finished watching “Baking Banana BUTT Muffins” and wow as always Rachelle delivers. First she looks fabulous in a skin tight dress hugging her curves like a Porsche on the highway. immediately she tells you to beg her for her shit, and you will, over and over. She poops a giant load into a mixing bowl ready to begin the culinary task of making you her muffins all the while telling you how delicious the batter looks, it does. Into the oven and out twenty-one minutes later and there you have it. A dozen of the most delectable tasty looking muffins you have ever seen. If you guys, or gals don’t order one of these same on you. I can not wait for mine to come.

  2. mathew rzewnicki
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Quite possibly the best Banana nut muffin I have ever eaten in my life! Her butt muffin even beats out my moms home made muffins. If you don’t try them, you are missing out! I’ve had some from others and they were dry and hard, these were soft, moist and just plain amazing! Get yourself some, you won’t regret it.

  3. Walidu2
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Mine just came in the mail, hot & gooey. I could not wait to try it. I took one bite and it was amazing. You can taste her essence in it. Subtle, but lingering. I have ordered her cookie sandwich, her pee, and her panties, and they all taste and smell like heaven. She has a distinct aroma, earthy and sweet. I put the remaining muffin the freezer to get a bit harder, but it is difficult not to eat it all and smear it on myself. I think I need to order the pure shit next time….

  4. flyhigh
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    These are great the mix is excellent you can tell of the bat there is shit in the muffins i out it in the freezer for a hour then enjoyed. there were two big pieces of shit in my muffin and was like heaven as i ate them. if you haven’t ordered yet you should.

  5. Airwildcat
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Excellent combination of poop and banana butt bread mix, they complemented each other perfectly, it was delicious

  6. Subbygreg
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    These muffins are indeed delicious. Very moist and very nutty… I’d say they are more on the cookie dough lovers menu thou… They poo flavor and content is very mild and is PERFECT for new Piggys just learning to eat a beautiful Woman’s shit. Start here and progress to Rachelle’s brownies where you can really enjoy her chocolate nuggets… She’s absolutely addicting💕

  7. Goldenshowers69
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I would recommend them to any one. It’s the 1st time I’ve tried poop n it was a Excellent combination of poop and banana butt mix, mmm it was delicious. Enjoyed every bit.
    Your poop tastes lovely and smells great too 💕💕

  8. dumbass
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Mine came in the mail earlier today. It was my first time trying poop and it was delicious. Rachelle’s shit was surprisingly sweet and smelled nice. Will definately order more again!

  9. concretespecial
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Just received my muffin in the mail today and I was so anxious to taste this wonderful treat!! It was a delicious blend of poo and banana goodness. Thank your sooo much Rachelle. Excellent treat I’m glad I purchased.

  10. Mike
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Just received my my butt muffins today they were sooooo good huge piece of shit in mine took up a quarter of the muffin i dug it out and at that raw was sooo good i also bought the raspberry poo bar cant wait to eat that next

  11. poopsymcyummy
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I purchased two of these. Rachelle was very sweet and shipped them very quickly. When I first saw the muffins, I almost thought she had swapped them out for some brownies because they were so dark, but when I ate them I could tell they were banana butt muffins. I was very fortunate to get a couple of really large pieces of shit in the ones I ate. They were very tasty, and my only regret was that I waited so long to order Rachelle’s fudgy goodness. Like many, at first I was apprehensive about whether eating this lovely woman’s shit would actually be a pleasant experience in reality, as I was worried that maybe it was one of those things where the fantasy gives way to disappointment. I thought about how maybe once I had this woman’s shit in my mouth, chewing it and really taking in the earthy shit flavor, and knowing its on its way to my stomach, that maybe a harsh reality and regret would set in and I would be disappointed. Instead, the experience was an absolute delight to all of my senses, and the joy of knowing that Rachelle’s shit was becoming a part of me was immense–because hey, you are what you eat. 🙂 Rachelle is a wonderful person for sharing her delicious butt fudge with us, and the video was awesome also. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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